If I were President…
chris lin posted in Personal on October 11th, 2004
From Davezilla's blog, here are the top ten things I would do if I were elected President.
- Being fat would be illegal.
- The government would have annual contests for the coolest useless invention made with money as the prize.
- People trying to convert me to their new religion would be stripped down naked in the center of town square and be subjected to castration.
- Same goes for telemarketers/solicitors
- Common Sense 101 would be a new class and required for all students…wait, just everyone in or out of school.
- Carbohydrates? Ya, those would be required in all meals. Freakin Atkin's diet freaks…
- People would be required to pass a speaking and written sixth grade level English test to be permitted to enter the USA
- National Beer Drinking Day. 'nuff said.
- Internet Explorer will not only be banned but anyone caught using it will be executed immediately
- l337 speak, internet thugs or anyone who acts like someone else on the net will die. So that leaves 1% of the internet population.
If you were President, what would you do?
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