If I were President…

From Davezilla's blog, here are the top ten things I would do if I were elected President.

  1. Being fat would be illegal.
  2. The government would have annual contests for the coolest useless invention made with money as the prize.
  3. People trying to convert me to their new religion would be stripped down naked in the center of town square and be subjected to castration.
  4. Same goes for telemarketers/solicitors
  5. Common Sense 101 would be a new class and required for all students…wait, just everyone in or out of school.
  6. Carbohydrates? Ya, those would be required in all meals. Freakin Atkin's diet freaks…
  7. People would be required to pass a speaking and written sixth grade level English test to be permitted to enter the USA
  8. National Beer Drinking Day. 'nuff said.
  9. Internet Explorer will not only be banned but anyone caught using it will be executed immediately
  10. l337 speak, internet thugs or anyone who acts like someone else on the net will die. So that leaves 1% of the internet population.

If you were President, what would you do?

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