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OWNED by Alcohol
chris lin posted in Personal on April 18th, 2004

Oh god, my dad finally left last Tuesday so I could finally use this computer again, so while he was here I did my homework for spring break. Today is also the last day of spring break and sadly, I didn't do much for my spring break. On friday I went to this rehearsal for my cousin's wedding on saturday and after we went to this kickass restaurant and I got steak and broiled seabass. It was sweet cause it was free and the steak was DAMN good. Yesterday, I attended my cousin's wedding in the afternoon. I had the oh so important job of being an usher and watching the special money box where people put the money in. I was like *wow* when I got the position and became the best goddamn usher you ever seen. I also had to walk her mom down the aisle which I was completely unaware of until the rehearsal day. Ya, that shocked me, usually people tell me in advance but I didn't mind. Anyways, the wedding was pretty cool seeing how it stopped raining few hours before the wedding. When I woke up and saw that it was raining I was thinking to myself that this must be some good luck she had but she had good karma and it cleared up and near the end the weather became sunny. Lucky her. After that, I had to go straight to the reception to help setup which bored me (the setting up part, since I was just watching them do everything). The reception started and so did the fun.
That night, I broke two rules. I started drinking soda again which I said I wouldn't do and kept it for about 3 months but since they had all types of drinks except water, I just shrugged and drank it. It's not that it's bad for me, I just wanted to see how long I could last not drinking sodas. I also had my first drink. My cousin's fiances both pressured me into drinking and since I had enough supervision to make sure I don't do anything stupid, I thought why not. They gave me this kamikazi drink which tasted like shit but I guess it's an acquired taste seeing how they told me it was a good drink. Either that or they are lying and knowing them the latter is a big possibility. Initially I didn't feel much so after a bit longer they wanted to gave me two shots of tequila straight. I had no idea what it tasted like or known that it was two shots so I drank that down too. I didn't really feel much but my cousins forced me to dance in which I compiled so I knew something was up. Then several songs later and more dizziness, the groom grabs me over and takes me to the bar telling me I should take a shot with him. My good judgement made me take a drink with him, along with my other cousin's fiances and that just started making everything look weird. I knew I was drunk when I could barely walk straight and laughed at everything. I mean, everything was so goddamn funny to me. I even called eSKAObar for some strange reason and started laughing at everything I said to him. I couldn't go home and sleep so I just stayed over at my cousin's. When we arrived, all the males were so messed up beyond belief and I was just laying on the floor making funny gestures. I lost practically all of my motor skills so I just had to crawl on my feet cause I couldn't walk. Man, that night over was just soo weird. I remember laying on the floor next to the toilet and when my cousins asked me to go sleep in the next room and tried to drag me I would reply with go away, I wanna sleep with the hair (some hair on the ground) or lemme sleep with my toilet friend and went on naming the toilet Betsy. I can't believe I did that, I will NEVER hear the end of it from them now. Then proceeded to crawl around the house on all floors bugging my cousins until I threw up in the toilet, had enough sense to take aspirin and go to sleep. That night I barely slept cause I kept on waking up to take a piss but it's better than feeling messed up when you wake up. When I woke up today, my cousin just kept on smiling and laughing at me for my damn foolessness the night before. I didn't even remember the toilet thingy until one was leaving and asked if I remember Betsy. I was like, huh, thought about it and was like ":o sh*t."

I'll never hear the end of that, never. Which reminds me, I need to call my other cousins and tell them so it won't be as funny when my cousins tell them.