What the?
chris lin posted in Personal on March 14th, 2004
So just then, some weird chick called me. First thing in my mind is, who in the fucking hell calls me this late. I'm not a party animal so this is considered late to be calling. When I picked up the phone, lo and behold, PRANK CALLERS. The epitomy of faggotry. Instead of the typical "hanging up," this one decided to talk! How fun. So, since I didn't give a crap who it was, I decided to play also. I knew it was someone I knew or someone I knew telling a girlfriend to call me since they knew too much about me. She did the typical, I got your number from my work and mentioned my workplace. Then she made her mistake. She told me I was hot. And she kept on telling me that. I was thinking "what the hell, this is equivilent to saying blondes are smart." Then I asked what's her name. Her response? Anabeth. "What the hell kind of retarded name is that," I responded like one millisecond after. Typically, this is where people get offended, but noooooo, not her. She asked if I was calling her mom stupid, because that's who named her. And guess what? She's named Beth. THE MYSTERIOUS DEEPENS. After that, I got bored because I had other things to do so I told 'Anabeth' that I gotta go. She tells me that I don't have her number then proceeds to give me this number which I didn't bother to write down. THEN she proceeded to tell me where she lived, behind the Carl's Jr from where I worked previously. Oh great, some how she managed to get a cellphone/phone yet she can't get a place to live. Fucking brilliant. If you want to prank call me, please have a detailed plan because I start asking some inane questions in which just to piss you off. If it takes you a few seconds to respond to 'what kind of name is that' without cursing at me, then something is wrong. Oh of course, if it was real and someone did think I was hot, I just fucked every chance. LMAO. 
So there, the highlight of my day. Our family needs fucking caller ID.
Anyways, ever since I quit work, I have been bored as hell so I decided to blog. I mean, there has to be something interesting in my life to blog about right? On Monday, we found out our math teacher, who I really liked 'cause he taught well, got in a car accident and is in critical condition in the hospital now. FUCK. Who is to replace him? My old math teacher WHOM I hated so much. DOUBLE FUCK. This guy pisses me off, he talks to us like we are elementary kinds in the way that he's not implying we are dumb, but rather slow. I have an "A" in the class right now but I don't think I'll hold it for long with his teaching methods. I am now praying for him to get in some accident also
All my cousins cept for one are getting or already married within the next few months. One of them is getting married next April on the 17th, 10 days after my birthday (send donations :D) and another one May 17th. I am going to attend the one in April since I am going to be !*Usher Chris Lin*! (sparkles and flashes around the title). I'm going to get those "My Name is" tags and make mine all pretty with USHER all over it, then I'll run around with a baton telling people where to sit. Wait, I'll walk around with a tazor, it'll make people move quicker :D. And I might just write "Groom" instead of "!*USHER*!" since the results would be more interesting. My other cousin decided it'll be fun to have her wedding in Hawaii. So it's basically telling everyone "RICH PEOPLE ONLY SINCE MY POOR ASS CAN'T FLY THERE, BRING DIAMONDS AS GIFTS" (just kidding, don't kick my ass, I know you read this ) Curses, I want to go to but it's also finals week and I am also broke. So unless our school gets demolished while going home from purchasing a winning lotto ticket, I can't attend. Plus the one that is married already told me I should with a girlfriend, because it will be more fun. That's one hundred percent true and I will when I get a girl, or maybe just a friend. Ok, a pet dog will be fine.
Oh Oh! Guess who came down last week? My cousin* and her litttlllee cutieee pieeeeee(not pedo). And look, she gave me a fansign!
I didn't get to visit her as much since I was busy (what the hell? Busy? Chris? DOES NOT COMPUTE) that weekend but they are coming down again in a few weeks for my cousin's bridal shower and wedding. I must plan an invitation** to my house for her.
Speaking of fansigns, someone I previously hosted gave me one also. I feel like it's love chris day, even though both pics were from along ass time ago. Go check her out.
Oh wow, I can't believe I blogged all because of that prank call. Thank you prank caller! I found my motivation to blog! Everyone prank call me so I may write stories (or nonsense ramblings) about our adventure!
*you may wonder why I don't just say the names of my cousin. They told me they don't want their name on the site. Probably because this is the internet and every other person viewing my site is a rapist/pedo/stalker or some weird ass psycho and if they know their names they will be stalked/raped/pedoed then. So from now on, I will call them Cousin1, Cousin2, Cousin3, like the are robots. Cousin1 = Florence, 2 = Grace and 3 = Connie. O shi, I said their names. If I wasn't so lazy I would erase it but I'm lazy.
**kidnapping***
***just kidding****
****no really.
[b]Cliff notes:[/b] Cliff notes is not available for this version of the blog so either read it or SHUT IT.
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