Disturbing, right?
chris lin posted in Personal on February 1st, 2004
I went to pick up my airsoft rifle yesterday and picked up the SR16 shown to the below. It was pricey buy hey, it's a hobby I plan on investing in. The owner of the place we went to, Airsoft Extreme, was really really cool and hooked me up since my cousin and him were really good friends. I <3 my cousins, all of them. 
[b]No[/b] favorites, just like them all equally. 
Anyways, I picked up most of my gear for $537, just need to get a camo suit and that's it. 
I worked right after so I couldn't play with my new toys like what people usually want to do when they spend so much money on something. But hey, I got to pay for it somehow. Work, like usual, sucked. I mean, who likes work? FOr the shitty minimum wage I am getting, I am slaving my ass to hard. And the boss wonders why we are so anal and why we quit. Dumbass. Someone needs to get him shot. Anyways, during work I get a call from my cousin Florence. She tells me her fiance (my future cousin in law) has a gift for me. Gifts are always cool, so I told her I'll be there around 11PM. I ask my assistant manager if I could leave early because I worked part of someone else's shift and I was damn tired. I went over after I got off work and brought some ice cream because…well, they love it. Which reminds me, while at work I saw the fattest kid ever. I mean, she couldn't be more than seven and she was WELL overweight. I swear to god, she packed enough weight to weigh more than me. It was so disgusting, now when the news talks about obese kids, I can think of this little fat ass. *shutters* I can't believe why parents would do that, if I rose a kid to be a fatass, I would end myself. And the thing is, it's not genetics, the parents were perfectly healthy, it just that the kid had one too many kid's meals at McDonalds.
Ok, back to my story. I went over to my cousin's colorful house and lo and behold, she asks if I wanted to eat. Sure thing, I haven't ate all day. Which reminds me again, buy spaghetti and Olive Garden, it is damn good even when reheated. I stayed over for a bit and watched The Apprentice since I didn't catch it on Thursday. After that, I noticed it was getting late so I headed home and when I was about to leave…
Cousin: Hey
Me: *in my head* cool, more free stuff! It's like Christmas!
Fiance goes in bedroom and comes out and hands me this transparent-ish bag with something wrapped in newspaper. First thing that went in my head was "wtf is this and WHY is this wrapped in a newspaper." I will find out soon enough.
Me: So ummm, what is this? Alcohol? (I ask because he's always asking me if I want a drink)
Fiance: No, just don't open it now, open in private….it's not drugs
I continue asking and they continue saying they won't say and to NOT open it in front of my mom. Well, that's nice. It's now some sort of illegal crap.
I ask him if it was illegal and he's like no no, just don't open in front of your mom. Ya, ok. I wish them farewell and left. When I got home I decided to see what this mystery package is. Is it a bomb? More drugs? Beats me. So I slowly open it and see this.
Picture of me peeking at what's instead.
Oh, it says Legal. Legal what? Then it hits me, of all things I got, I got porn. What more could I want? An eightteen year old Chinese man recieves porn, and blogs about it. I started laughing at such an unique gift. Ya, thanks guys. I know Florence will read this sometimes soon and laugh about it. And to end my blog, a picture I found on my PDA that I took some time ago.
Hi Cutie, ok stop looking at mom and look at the damn camera
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[14:01] Chrissie: you know that's an odd mix, putting a picture of elise and your little porn experience all in one blog
[14:02] dontANNOYchris: hrm
[14:02] dontANNOYchris: good point
[14:02] dontANNOYchris: but i found that picture in my pda
[14:02] dontANNOYchris: shrug
[14:02] Chrissie: heh yea
[14:02] dontANNOYchris: better mention that
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