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Our nation is represented by pure idiots.
chris lin posted in Personal on November 12th, 2003

Check what I collected on the internet, old or new, it's damn sad.

[b]Britney Spears[/b] - "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
[i]Everyone's favorite pop star, thank god all she is required to do it sing and dance.[/i]

[b]Jessica Simpson[/b] - "My confusion there was that I hate fish," says Simpson. "But I love tuna, and there was a half of a second there where I thought maybe it could be chicken. 'Cause I liked it, and I don't like fish. Unless it's from Long John Silver's and deep-fried."
[i]I seriously, want to stab her, seriously. I can't believe she could breathe and walk and the same time. There are a LOT MORE quotes from her that'll make you want to hit yourself because another one of our species said it. I remember she was on a boat ride and thought that you would pay an obscene amount of money to rent a patio and not the whole house, only because the guide pointed at the patio and not the house[/i]

[b]Bob Dole[/b] - "The internet is a great way to get on the net."
[i]To think, he was running for president[/i]

[b]Brooke Shields[/b] - "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
[i]*bangs head on desk[/i]

[b]Sam Levenson[/b] - "It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it."
[i]Haha, Amen![/i]

[b]Jason Kidd[/b] - "We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."
[i]Back to where you were, dumbass[/i]

And to end off all of it, Albert Einstein once said "With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon.
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